Star Wars Vs. LOTR, who will win?

I'll tell you who will win....Star Wars...now i'll tell you why...main reason-LOTR has too many gay people...everyone is gay....they might as well have a "Gay" tea party and all dance and prance in a gay fashion for three hours...Stupid gay bastards...Now Star Wars....they have LIGHTSABERS!! Who could even match that? and cool jedi names light "Qui-gon-jinn" and "Obi-Wan-Kenobi"...it LOTR they have names like "Gandalf"what is that? and what a coincidence...hes actually gay...and what kind of main character name is "Frodo" that sounds like a type of ice cream... its just...plain...gay...and whats the deal with Sam and Frodo? there obviously gay parteners...Sam just got married as a cover up? did you see those emotions pouring out when sam and Frodo talk to each other?ok i could go on forever on how gay this movie really is...so this blog is done....Kloopdog.