I think it's about time to rant more about the worst game of all time...BINGO!
Ok... first of all my friend told me to rant more about this topic... so i will...Alright,i hate this game so much i would rather eat dead eggs and rotten crotch than play it. The downside of BINGO is every aspect of the game and the people who play it.I know, it sounds harsh but after playing BINGO you feel as if you lost 36457467 hours of your life. You know why? It's because that is how long it takes to play bingo. It never ends. I can't belive i was forced to play this pile of grot. For all you people who ask what is "Grot" I do not know because i don't care and i hate BINGO. Old people, they all play bingo except for my grandfather which is cool. They never bathe, they don't give a care about their personal hygiene, all they care about is getting to BINGO on time. They go every night they possibly can except for saturdays which is their "day off" so to speak. I asked my "step-grandmother" why she is so dedicated to going to BINGO? she replied "It's how i make a living." Now that, sorry to say is quite sad. She told me she never sits outside, she just goes to bingo, holy crap old! get a friggin' life! I know their on their pension then but JESUS! SIT OUTSIDE YOU GOROPHOBIC! She went outside for 10 minutes and got a sunburn. Now i realize i'm way off the topic of hating BINGO, so lets get back to that. When i was playing this so called "BINGO" i was getting fiesty and my attention span was not very long. I looked at the amount of games that were left. There was 25 games left. I freaked and gave the cards to my dad and sat at the table and felt as if i couldn't handle the place for another minute. just at that time my aunt and cousin arrived so i finally had someone to talk to other than Old people, who even when you talk to them, they can't hear, or see you. There was this Old woman that looked 9875234087523 but she was literally three feet tall and looked like a child with an old face. It was the creepiest thing of all time. I can't believe she was alive. She looked like a dead person. I have to sleep now...

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