MY EVIL SISTER FROM HELL.

My sister surprisingly enough is 6 years OLDER than me. Yet she acts like one of those evil two year olds. When she was twelve she was INSANE beyond repair. She actually tried to stab my brother, but was unsuccessful. She would have killed him had he not picked up up chair to block the knifes impact. She has become a tad better in the "trying to kill" category. She'll throw a plate now and again...AT ME! But usually i dodge it and it smashes against the wall. If i even accidently bump into her, i 'd better pull out my sheild because somethings about to fly in my direction. One time i just flicked her in the arm and she backhanded me in the face. Also my brother through a dart at my leg but this isn't about him. There was a night last week where a skunk sprayed the dogs, so sam had to sleep in the basement where i sleep. She was using a pillow (My pillow) so i took it from her, and somehow the remote fell on her face. So guess what she did, she through a plate at my leg... and again was unsuccessful. And also another broken plate for ME to pick up because she is lazier than a dead 68985 pound woman. Every two seconds "Darren! GO GET ME FOOD!" if i do not do it... she yells until she does. Or throws a plate at me. Or she'll say "Darren! GO GET ME WATER!" and if i don't respond you won't here the end of it... or you'll just hear "CRASH! CRASH!" From the endless amount of plates she always seems to have around to throw if she gets angry.