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“Mphh, mphh…mphh, hmphh.”
“Sir?”
“Mphh?”
“Sir, I don’t think your speaker is on.”
“Mphh…”
The commander of the republic then clicked on his speaker.
“CLICK.” “Is that better?” Eagerly replied the commander.
“Yes commander.”
“Well then, now that that problem is settled, maybe I can continue. Or restart, I guess.”
“Yes commander.”
“You can stop with the “commander” thing Steve. I’m not one of those stuck up commanders that would kill the first person who he would call him by his first name.”
“But commander, I don’t know your first name.”
“It’s…It’s…Kelly.”
“Kelly?”
“Don’t ask questions. I don’t like it as much as you do.”
“No, no sir I have nothing against the name…Kelly.” The Commander then noticed the troops face begin to turn bright red.
“Let it all out troop.”
“Will do, Commander…Kelly. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
“Ok, ok that’s enough. I didn’t tell you, you could shatter Tatooine.”
“To late sir, it’s…gone.”
“What?!”
“But sir! It’s not from my laughter.”
“What’d you mean!?”
“It was just attacked by 387,932,127 bombers. Along with Hoth, which was also mutilated.”
“Not Hoth! That was my favorite level on that game that is coincidently similar to the name of this short story!”
“Commander Kelly, ha-ha. I preferred the platforms myself.”
“Enough on that. We need to gather the rest of our troops.”
“I’ll get right on that Commander Kelly, ha-ha.”
“Just go get the troops.”
The troop had sounded the P.A system on board. “Attention all troops. Attention all troops. Emergency meeting with Commander Kelly, ha-ha. Report to him immediately. Again, report to Commander Kelly Immediately.” After the emergency call, every troop in the building had burst out laughing. “HA-HA-HA! His names Kelly!” said a random troop nobody cares about, and will likely not be mentioned again in this entire story.
“I’ll never hear the end of this. Sure, my name is Kelly. It’s a man’s name to you know! It’s just not very masculine sounding.” He then began to speak to the whole crowd of “Mature” troops.
“Alright, I’ve just been informed that Tatooine, and Hoth, were attacked by, 392…Never mind, A lot of bombers, and were mutilated. This may be hard for some of you to take, since you may have had family on one of the two planets. We, need to take action, and get back at those evil “empirates.” They’re quickly destroying the galaxy, leaving no mercy on what they do. We, as a republic army, are going to take down the empirates, before they take us down first. But, if they happen to surprise attack us, what am I kidding? Were screwed. And in that case, everyone run like pansies for there lives. I know I will. I’ll probably even wet myself. Ok, before I rant on too much about my personal life, let’s just get moving men! Are you with me?!”
“Well, I guess we sort of have to listen to what you say.”
“Shut up, random troop from the crowd that was never supposed to speak ever again in this entire story.”
“Oh, ye---“
“Just stop, now.” Stopping the random troop from the audience who spoke, now three times, when he was only allowed to speak once, in this entire story. “Ok, everyone into their own personal ships. We’re going on a scouting mission to find the empirates.”
Then was the sound of thousands of Troops walking towards their personal ships, fully loaded with a instant everything button. “Everyone ready?!”
“Sir, you just told us to load in half a minute ago. You really expect us all to be ready?”
“Yes, as a matter of fact I do.” Remarked Commander Kelly. “How would you all react in case of a fire?”
“Well, that would put our everything resistant suits to good use.”
“Yes, I guess it would. Now go load in your ship.”
“Yes Commander Kelly, Ha-ha.”
“You could at least do it behind my back.”
“I’ll try Commander Kelly.” The troop then walked behind Commander Kelly and started to burst laughing.
“Very clever. Very clever.”
“Thank you Commander.”
“You idiot, I wasn’t actually commenting you. It was a figure of speech. And, how many times, do I have to tell you to GO TO YOUR SHIP.”
“Will do Commander.”
“Ships ready?!”
“As ready as we’ll ever be,”
“Well it’s about time isn’t it troops!” As he finished talking, a stereotypical woman voice came on the speaker. “Ready for launch in 10, 9, 8,…3,2,1-----“
“Hey! Countdown lady! You forgot to say 7, 6, 5, 4! I hate it when people do that!” Said another random troop.
“Shut up fool. I do what I’m told.”
“What? Count wrong?”
“Shush.”
“Don’t shush me lady announcer!”
“Launch” As she touched the launch button, there was an overwhelming amount of noise. But overheard most of all, was the troop that was screaming because he just ripped in half from the force of the escape door opening. ”I told you I was going to launch, but you just didn’t listen fool.”
“Arrghh. Where are my legs?! I can’t feel my legs!”
“The last time I seen them they were splattered against the wall.”
“Oh my god! I haven’t felt this much pain in my life! This is what you do to people who talk back to you?”
“Well, one time I severed off a man’s head with a banana, because he kind of stared at me in a wrong way.”
“What?! Are you insane!”
“I guess I could be. I never thought about it.”
“Oh great, so we have a female murderer for an announcer.”
“I guess you do.”
* * *
Meanwhile in space…
“Commander, we’ve spotted enemy forces.”
“Don’t let them see you troop, if they throw a magazine at us, our ship would explode. These ships are made of very flammable cardboard.”
“You’re kidding me right?”
“Nope.”
“So why exactly did we send ALL of our troops to scout out the Empirates, if they just have to throw a magazine at our ship to make a chain reaction of explosions, killing all of our men?”
“I never thought of that. You smart republic troop.”
“Thanks sir, but shouldn’t we at least spread out? All of our ships are practically on top of each other.”
“Good thinking troop. Attention all troops spread out. And DON’T let the Empirates see you! I can’t stress that enough!”
Meanwhile at the Empirates base…
“Muahahaha! Are they mentally handicapped?” Bursted Darth Flavor.
“As a matter of fact Lord, I believe they’re commander is.”
“I mean do they actually think we can’t see them? Their ships are bright orange!”
“Once again Lord, I don’t think they think that we can see them.”
“Those idiots. Take out the magazine launcher!”
“We have one of those?”
“Yes. For some reason we do.”
“Well Lord, I’ll get it ready for use.” Darth Flavors slave then reaches for the microphone. ”Attention all Empirates! Get the Magazine launcher ready for use, immediately!” Then, all you could hear was this.
“Magazine launcher?! When did we get one of those?”
“We stole it from a planet no one cares about.” Announced Slave.
“Oh ok.” Replied the confused troops. The troops then pulled the Magazine launcher out of the floor, and set it into position.
“Fire the Magazine launcher!” Yelled Slave once again.
“COMMANDER KELLY…ha-ha!”
“Ugghh. What now?”
“I see what appears to be magazines flying at a rapid pace towards us!”
“What?! The Empirates saw you?!”
“What’d you expect Commander?”
“All troops think of a desk, and then press the everything button. Then hide under the desks for protection! Do it A.S.A.P!”
“But, sir what will that accomplish?”
“EVERYTHING!”
“Alright here goes nothing.”
“Did it work?”
“Actually, no. These everything buttons are faulty sir!”
“DAMN YOU TOYS R US! DAMN YOU!”
“Sir, you bought the buttons from Toys r us?”
“Not only the buttons.”
“What?!”
“I’ll tell you later.”
“But the magazines are just about to make impact!”
“Well, how ‘bout praying? It might work.”
“Are you kidding me Commander? You have no form of back-up plan?”
“Nope.”
“Alright sir, I’m taking over from here, you proved to me…Well, that you’re a retard, and you no nothing.”
“You can’t do that?!”
“All troops head back to base in hyper drive. We must get back before the magazines destroy us all. We may lose a few of you, but a few is better than our entire army. I repeat turn back now!”
All of the ships did a dramatic flip and turn, and shifted to hyper drive. 2500 troops died on the way back. One lived. ”We’ll sir, it appears that our army sucks, and can’t do anything.”
“I guess you’re right Troop. It’s just you, Me, and this Slave, that HASN’T GOT ME MY COFFEE YET!”
“Lord, I’ll get right on it.”
“You’d better. Or else!”
“Or else what Lord?”
“I’ll send you back to Tatooine.”
“Uhh, sir?” said the Troop. “Tatooine’s mutilated, there’s nothing left.”
“What?!...Oh yeah, that.”
“And since when did you get a slave? I thought we were the good guys?”
“Well, Darth Flavor has one, and I just wanted to be popular.”
“I see.”
“SLAVE!? Is my coffee ready?”
“Just about Lord.”
“And…” Interrupted the Troop again. “Why does he call you Lord? Your, your, just a Commander. There’s like 50 people that are above you in rank.”
“Yeah, well, shut up!”
“So what are we going to do about the Empirates now? We have no army.”
“We’ll have to do it alone, I guess.”
“By alone, do you mean me, and the slave?”
“Yes, as a matter of fact I do.”
“Well, I guess we’d better make a plan then.”
“No plan.”
“What’d mean no plan?”
“We don’t need one if we have this!”
“Sir, you have absolutely nothing.”
“Oh that’s where you’re wrong.”
“Sir, I’m sure you have absolutely nothing.”
“You may call it nothing, but I call it the “Weapon of Mass Minor Inconviences.”
“I call that, well I don’t know what I would call that. I guess we can try it out.”
“Alright Troop, get out your gun, and shoot the “Weapon of Mass Minor Inconviences.”
“Alright here we go.” He pulls out his blaster rifle, loads in the “Weapon of Mass Minor Inconviences” aimed it at the Empirates mother ship, and fired. “There. Now what do we do?”
“We wait.”
* * *
Back at the Empirates Base, 5 minutes after the launch of the “Weapon of Mass Minor Inconviences.”
“What the hell?!” angrily said Darth Flavor.
“What lord?”
“I have a scratch on my helmet! I take very good care of my helmet! I have never scratched my helmet!”
“Sir.” Interrupted an Empirate. “There’s broken glass every where’s. The Republic must have shot something at us, but I don’t see anything that could have broken the window.”
“ I think I know what it was.” Replied Darth Flavor.
“What?”
“ The “Weapon of Mass Minor Inconviences.” That’s why I have the scratch on my helmet.”
“The “Weapon of Mass Minor Inconviences?”
“Yes.” Replied Flavor. “They were too stupid to think of something more destructive. So, they made a device which causes mass minor incoviences, wherever it is. It’s actually quite clever. Because after a few years, the minor inconviences, make you go insane.”
“Well, I guess we’ll have to go find it and send back what they made.”
“You can’t find it.” Once again replying Flavor. “It’s impossible”
“Oh that’s just wonderful. Hey my shoe is gone. That’s a minor inconvience.”
“See! That’s exactly what it does. Except for after a few days, it will poke us in our sleep and shoot us while were eating.”
“Shoot us while were eating sir?!”
“Yes!”
“You can’t be serious!”
“Yes!”
That’s impossible!”
“Yes!”
“Don’t you mean “No.” sir?”
“Yes!”
“We need to get back at those Republicans.”
“Yes!”
“Alright Seriously, that’s enough.”
“Yes!”
“…”
“Yes!”
“Alright sir that time I didn’t even say anything.”
“Yes!”
“Do you want me to punch you Lord? Or should I even ask?”
“Yes!”
“I thought so.” He then picked up his fist and released all of his power, anger and will, straight onto the Lords face. “How do you feel now?”
“…”
“Sir?”
“…”
“Sir!?”
“…”
“SIR!?”
“…”
“Are you dead?!”
“Yes!”
“No, anything but that!” He then picked up both fist and started whaling on the lord’s face, until blood was seeping from all parts of the mask. “What have I done?! I killed Lord Flavor!”
“Man, I’m a slave, and I was never even beaten that badly.”
“Shut up slave! You want the same thing to happen to you?!”
“No sir!” He then pranced off into the corner.
“ I guess the only thing to do is to take the lords clothes.” He then exchanged suits with the lord, and went to the bathroom to clean up his face, and the mask that was seeping with blood.
Meanwhile back in the ship with three people on it…
“Sir I think we should attack.”
“Why is that?”
“Because I felt the power of the Empirates drop.”
“Alright, as you wish.”
Meanwhile back in the Empirates base…What the Empirates didn’t know, is the Darth Flavor had implanted himself with a bomb. That bombs timer was to start, when his heart stops. Once it starts, the Empirates have one hour to escape. Keep that in mind and keep reading on.
“Ahh, I’m finally all suited up, and ready to go. Man I look pretty tasty in this suit.” As he said while posing into the full length mirror. “Hey, what’s that small beeping noise I hear?” He went back into the room where he had brutally beaten Lord Flavor to investigate. He found the noise lead right to Lord Flavor’s bloody corpse. He put his ear up to his stomach. “BEEP, BEEP, BEEP”
“Oh no.” He picked up his fist once again and rammed his hand into his stomach, ripping, and tearing the flesh. He did that several more times, breaking right through the layers of flesh and fat. “Oh god, this is disgusting.” He was searching through the inside of his body to find exactly what he expected. A bomb. “Yes! I found it! Only 23 minutes left. Got to act fast.” He said.
“I can’t tell the others. It would panic them. 19 minutes to go.”
Meanwhile back at the republican ship…
“15 minutes ‘till launch troop.”
“Ok, I’ll be ready.”
“Wouldn’t it be great if there Mother ship just exploded?”
“I guess it would be.”
“So what do I do for the remainder of 13 minutes?”
“Don’t be impatient.”
Meanwhile again back the Empirates base…
“I have a plan. I’ll use an escape pod and leave the bomb here.” He then followed up with his plan and flew away leaving all of the Empirates, well, screwed. Because for some reason the is only one escape pod on the whole ship. “MUAHAHAHA! No one is smarter than I!”
“Hey, Empirate!”
“WHAT! SLAVE!?” The slave then pulls out a shotgun and a knife and blew his head off with one shot, and then stabbed him in the heart for comfort. You may be wondering how the slave go in the escape pod. It’s quite simple. When the slave had seen Darth Flavor get brutally killed, he went and hid in the escape pod, and equipped himself with a shotgun and knife. “Well, I guess I’d better go to the Republican ship, to tell the news.” He the flew through space until reaching destination.
“Hey! I see an enemy ship!” Reported the Troop. “Fire at it slave! Use the magazine launcher!” The salve then started firing magazines at the ship, and they began to puncture the windshield. After a while of firing the magazines, the windshield broke, sending the slave inside into space… “Oh, he wasn’t a Empirate. Oops.” The slave then burst into flames and melted into space.
Meanwhile back at the Empirates base…The countdown said 1 minute. And still, the Empirates on board know nothing about it.
“Hey, you want to go get some coffee in a minute?”
“Sure Ed.” 12 seconds remaining.
“Hey you want to go right now instead?”
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!”
Meanwhile back at the Republican base…
“Holy crap! Did you see that?! Cancel the launch!”
“Will do.”
“Wow, the base did explode without us doing anything. That’s pretty cool.”
“Yeah, we really did do absolutely nothing didn’t we?”
“Yep.”
“Poor Slave. We should have checked who was in the ship.”
“Meh, no big loss.”
.”That explosion was pretty awesome.”
“Yeah, it was.”
“It went like BOOM!”
“Yep.”
“So what do you think happened to Darth Flavor?”
“He likely died in the blast, like all of the other Empirates.”
“Or did he?”
“Couldn’t tell ya. It’s just a fair guess.”
“How are we going to end this conversation?”
“…”
“…”

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I don't want to KILL Mr. Mattocks, I just don't want him to be alive, anymore.

I really hate this teacher. He's my Science teacher. At first i thought he'd be cool, because he was Scottish, and Scottish people are awesome, in most cases. This guy, is an absolute MOPDOG. I don't know what MOPDOG means but he deserves to be called one. He has a rule, that your only allowed to ask three questions a period, per student. EVEN DURING QUIZES. What is wrong with him? He must have a slobbering fetus jammed in his urethra. And EVERY TIME he moves his head, he closes his eyes. Do you know how irritating that is?! JESUS CHRIST! How many ticks do you have! I went to ask him a question during a test, and he walked away like he never even saw me. I hate Mr. Mattocks.

Uhhh, I wrote this, and i don't even know what it means.

Since your missing half your body, and your quickly being digested by your grandmother, but you took the dell with you, and I told you about the sale. This must be your destiny.

ROCK LOBSTER!

Man...this song is hilarious. just go to www.ytmnd.com. I learned to play the song...It's easy...but its funny. I LOVE FAMILYGUY! ahhhh... Theres nothing better than the parodies they come up with. Lots of racist humor. (I am not racist, but making fun, is fun.) anyways you'll enjoy Peter's version of Rock Lobster.

MY EVIL SISTER FROM HELL.

My sister surprisingly enough is 6 years OLDER than me. Yet she acts like one of those evil two year olds. When she was twelve she was INSANE beyond repair. She actually tried to stab my brother, but was unsuccessful. She would have killed him had he not picked up up chair to block the knifes impact. She has become a tad better in the "trying to kill" category. She'll throw a plate now and again...AT ME! But usually i dodge it and it smashes against the wall. If i even accidently bump into her, i 'd better pull out my sheild because somethings about to fly in my direction. One time i just flicked her in the arm and she backhanded me in the face. Also my brother through a dart at my leg but this isn't about him. There was a night last week where a skunk sprayed the dogs, so sam had to sleep in the basement where i sleep. She was using a pillow (My pillow) so i took it from her, and somehow the remote fell on her face. So guess what she did, she through a plate at my leg... and again was unsuccessful. And also another broken plate for ME to pick up because she is lazier than a dead 68985 pound woman. Every two seconds "Darren! GO GET ME FOOD!" if i do not do it... she yells until she does. Or throws a plate at me. Or she'll say "Darren! GO GET ME WATER!" and if i don't respond you won't here the end of it... or you'll just hear "CRASH! CRASH!" From the endless amount of plates she always seems to have around to throw if she gets angry.

I think it's about time to rant more about the worst game of all time...BINGO!

Ok... first of all my friend told me to rant more about this topic... so i will...Alright,i hate this game so much i would rather eat dead eggs and rotten crotch than play it. The downside of BINGO is every aspect of the game and the people who play it.I know, it sounds harsh but after playing BINGO you feel as if you lost 36457467 hours of your life. You know why? It's because that is how long it takes to play bingo. It never ends. I can't belive i was forced to play this pile of grot. For all you people who ask what is "Grot" I do not know because i don't care and i hate BINGO. Old people, they all play bingo except for my grandfather which is cool. They never bathe, they don't give a care about their personal hygiene, all they care about is getting to BINGO on time. They go every night they possibly can except for saturdays which is their "day off" so to speak. I asked my "step-grandmother" why she is so dedicated to going to BINGO? she replied "It's how i make a living." Now that, sorry to say is quite sad. She told me she never sits outside, she just goes to bingo, holy crap old! get a friggin' life! I know their on their pension then but JESUS! SIT OUTSIDE YOU GOROPHOBIC! She went outside for 10 minutes and got a sunburn. Now i realize i'm way off the topic of hating BINGO, so lets get back to that. When i was playing this so called "BINGO" i was getting fiesty and my attention span was not very long. I looked at the amount of games that were left. There was 25 games left. I freaked and gave the cards to my dad and sat at the table and felt as if i couldn't handle the place for another minute. just at that time my aunt and cousin arrived so i finally had someone to talk to other than Old people, who even when you talk to them, they can't hear, or see you. There was this Old woman that looked 9875234087523 but she was literally three feet tall and looked like a child with an old face. It was the creepiest thing of all time. I can't believe she was alive. She looked like a dead person. I have to sleep now...

I HATE BINGO.

I just got back from Cape Breton Today. Today was ok,but Friday night...*sigh* was BINGO NIGHT!At first i thought it would be fun because my Step Grandmother told me to go and that i would have a good time...she was horribly...horribly wrong. after about the first 30 or fourty games...i started to hallucinate. My eyes were red and i felt drunk...Now i know why so many Old People go. But it was a bad time. My mom asked if i was having an allergic reaction to something...i said "Yeah...i'm allergic to something...OLD PEOPLE!" i couldn't wait any longer to get out of that old person paradise. They were starting t get rowdy from the bingo playing.Now the trick was getting out. i was carefully walking to the exit scared if i touched someone i would kill them and they would fall and cause a chain reaction knocking over and killing all of the old people in the building. I finally escaped the chamber of the slow walking fragile people.Now to escape the parking lot. And you all know how old people drive...they dont care what they hit,they have to be home in time for Matlock. We were almost hit by the savages several times those Gambling,Matlock loving bastards.

How to make a Fake lightsaber look real on Jasc Paint Shop Pro...

All you have to do is follow these two very simple steps...1- go to the picture tube setting and choose either "Neon Green" or "Neon Pink"...go over the blade of the lightsaber with the picture tube setting...2-then very simply use the fill tool and fill in the middle with pure white...and there you have it!! A quick and easy way to make yourself look like a real Jedi Master....Kloopdog.

Super Nintendo is the Best!

I don't think any system can compare to the Snes....of course the graphics are way better nowadays...but now producers keep making the graphics better and the gameplay worse..almost all Snes games you can have lots of fun with...but now they either suck...or their excellent...i've only come across a few new games that i have gotten hooked on...but Snes...games like Contra 3:the alien wars....a classic Snes game...it leaves you playing until you beat it...its a very challenging and fun..and you can only beat it if you figure out the patterns for each part...thats why i like it....and the games Megaman X, Megaman X2, and Megaman X3, 4, were fun and six was good as well....but then they stuck in the stuff that ruined Megaman...

Xbox 360?...or PS3?

Well ever since Sony announced that they couldnt afford to actually make what they said they were going to do...i'm pro Xbox 360...well i have been ever since it was revealed...but everyone was saying last year how PS3 is going to own,...but then...Sony said that...all of the sudden people have been turning to the Xbox 360...hehe i wonder why... people now think the xbox 360 is going to own...i cant wait to buy the xbox 360 this year...http://www.xbox360.com/..sadly enough PS3 doesnt have a homepage...so you'll have to go to "Gamespot" or something for that...i would give you a comparison chart but the things inside the PS3 have changed so it would be completely wrong...thanks...Kloopdog.

Jamie Dalrymple is a RETARD!

Remember that blog "I Hate Adventure Quest" well this guy loves it...he paid the money to get the music...he is truly a retard...he tried to even get me to pay...i said i hate you and this crap called "Adventure Quest" He told me that more people play it than "Guild Wars" one of the biggest "MMO'S" of the year... i dont see "Adventure Quest" on the top 10 list therefore its horrible...and you can try this piece of crap at your house at this site... http://www.battleon.com/ and even though i gave you the link to barf crap city... i advise you not to go to it...and if you do you'll only play the game for one second...then you'll see a piece of crap dog thing that tells you what to do...and even worse..theres no gameplay or replayability..you dont even walk around you click on the place you want to go...it reminds me of Dora the Explorer the interactive video game....just even worse...So please stay away...Just stay away.....Kloopdog

Fat Hawaiian Woman....

Well my sister went to a restaurant...the cook...was a fat hawaiian woman...get this...her name is Lue..the food was tasteless...well it tasted like sheep in her opinion...not cooked sheep...raw sheep...lets just say..that even the waitress was greasy and fat...seems like a wonderful restaurant to me....fat hawaiian woman..and just plain fat women...if you see a sign that says go to theresa and lindas diner...turn the other way...kloopdog

The Legend of Zelda.....

Its about friggin time they release a game thats not bubblegum filled....i cn't wait for the release of "The legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess" Finally they are coming out with another Ocarina of time style game....for more info on The legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess go to

Mario Guitar!

this is pretty cool...i play guitar myself and can play some of this...i could learn over time...but for now....just watch the video http://www.ebaumsworld.com/marioguitar.html

Anyone Who hasnt seen super mario bros 3 be beaten in 11mins...

Here is the link to an amazing Super Mario Bros 3 record...watch it...BELIEVE IT!!http://www.ebaumsworld.com/smb3beat-r.html 18.5 mb

Star Wars Vs. LOTR, who will win?

I'll tell you who will win....Star Wars...now i'll tell you why...main reason-LOTR has too many gay people...everyone is gay....they might as well have a "Gay" tea party and all dance and prance in a gay fashion for three hours...Stupid gay bastards...Now Star Wars....they have LIGHTSABERS!! Who could even match that? and cool jedi names light "Qui-gon-jinn" and "Obi-Wan-Kenobi"...it LOTR they have names like "Gandalf"what is that? and what a coincidence...hes actually gay...and what kind of main character name is "Frodo" that sounds like a type of ice cream... its just...plain...gay...and whats the deal with Sam and Frodo? there obviously gay parteners...Sam just got married as a cover up? did you see those emotions pouring out when sam and Frodo talk to each other?ok i could go on forever on how gay this movie really is...so this blog is done....Kloopdog.

Correction....

sorry for saying that "Chrono Trigger" was published by "Squaresoft" it was "Square" that published it....no wonder i messed up they have a kagillion names.......anyways thats all for tonight...

Zsnes emulator, and roms!

ok in my opinion the Zsnes is the best but i'll give you a few to choose from...http://www.rom-world.com/file_emu.php?id=75 - the Zsnes Emulator....http://www.rom-world.com/file_emu.php?id=73 - the SNES9x v.1.39.... http://www.rom-world.com/file_emu.php?id=74 - the SNES9x and heres the link to the Actual best game of all time Chrono Trigger - http://www.rom-world.com/file.php?id=25570 .....And for all the best Roms and Emulators...http://www.rom-world.com/

To hopefully get this game back lets start off by signing a petition!!

Go to this site to easily and quickly sign this...please...even if your not a big fan we need more signatures to put a dent in this....http://www.petitiononline.com/chr1337/petition.html thanks a lot...I know its likely been awhile since anyone has really spoke of this...but i just found out about the "Chrono Trigger:Resurrection" franchise and how it started production in 2003....but i just heard about this whole thing about a week ago...i found the homepage of the game http://www.opcoder.com/projects/chrono/news/ and i was all hyped up thinking that it was coming out...and my dad usually hates video games but he loved chrono trigger for the SNES. I was amazed when he told me he would buy it for me when it came out....But those bastards at "Square Enix" stopped production and took them to court...and of course "Square Enix" had one the battle...Ever since i saw this page a week ago....http://www.opcoder.com/projects/chrono/ o freaked out...What kind of Idiot would cancel a #1 hit best seller classic? "Well, I have the answer....Those bastards at "Square Enix" and why the hell do they have to change their name it seems like daily? why couldn't they stick with the original? "Squaresoft" that was much cooler. I know the producers wanted to GIVE it to the public for free...and thats very likely why they stopped production...but i mean, COME ON!!! I am willing to pay cash for this game!!! i will pay 100 bucks for this game...chrono trigger...ahhh the old days...is my FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME!! thats why i got so hyped in the news of the production of this game "Chrono Trigger:Resurrection" Ever since the last couple of years..."Square Enix" has been sucking...with hardly any game releases...if they were to release this remake of "Chrono Trigger" they would swim back to the surface with ease...and everyone would know that "Square Enix" is finally starting to think...i mean full metal alchemist..and overall rating of 51%...What kind of crap is that?! when the company was "Squaresoft" all of the games released were amazing!!E.I the older Final Fantasy Games...Parasite eve...And of course the ultimate champ..."CHRONO TRIGGER" even on G4tv Adam Sessler(the host of X-Play) said that Square Enix Has not produced any "Good" games in years....By "good" he means...there not even average....Well i hope you guys who read this enjoyed...and i hope to see the petition have rising numbers...will update daily...get trailers of "Chrono Trigger:Resurrection" Here http://www.opcoder.com/projects/chrono/ note:this is the same website as the cease and desist page...this contains Trailers, Screenshots, and what exactly the production team recieved... thanks Kloopdog A.k.a Darren

I Hate Adventure Quest...

Holy Crap...this game is horrible...i can't believe people can actually play this game and like it! its a load of CRAP!...for one thing its Anime...I hate Anime..with the exception of "Chrono Trigger"..i hate it with a passion...and this supposedly "MMO" is loaded in it. for one thing you have to pay the 20 dollar member fee...(Which i obviously didn't even consider.) what the 20 dollar member fee gets you is some small enhancements of crap...and music...yes you need to pay for the music...i thought oh my god, these people are all insane...they can all just shove Adventure Crap up there nostrils....Go play Guild Wars instead of wasting your time on this piece of crap.

Ahhh....Family Guy...who could live without it?

Who could possibly not like Family Guy?...the exception of def and blind people...if you need a dose of non-stop fun and laughter...family guy is what you need...not Drugs like all of the stupid people turn to...Well...i guess not all druggies are stupid...but thats another story for another time....Family guy...man i love that show...I can't believe it was cancelled for a certain amount of time...until it finally came back.....and you know why? because there was a petition...so thats why were trying to do the same thing with "Chrono Trigger:Resurrection" but theres a fairly lengthy blog about that already...but back to family guy...i mean Rasicist Jokes...i'm not rasicist but who could not laugh at the humour in it? and also the classic fat jokes....as seen in the episode where chris goes on a diet...thats episode is loaded in fat jokes...but if you have never heard or never watched Family Guy...i would strongly advise yuo to do so...There will more info on family guy in my near future blogs....Thanks Kloopdog...A.K.A Darren. http://www.familyguy.com/ Go there....

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